Pass the popcorn, kick your feet up, pop the bubbly!


Have you ever had a crappy day, and then by the grace of the Bad Luck Gods your luck changed by the receipt of some amazing and unexpected fortune?!?!?Your either shaking yes, or looking at the screen like yeah right LoL



Purposeful Serendipities is a place to let it all go and analyze the random occurences throughout the day whether it be completely sane and logical or insane and almost WTF?!?!?. . . I completely believe things happen for a reason so good or bad there's something to it.



This blog is for pure pent up fustration release{mental, emotional, sexual (MEOW)}. . . I'm not responsible for any hurt feelings, broken bones, or uncontrollable laughs or smile. If it really moves you click the comment or contact button to flip the script and release your randomocities onto me.







Can't Even Hate U Might Be Great!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
Can't even front! I loved Raven Symone since the Cosby Show, but her Disney Channel Ms. Cleo crap used to irk my nerves. At the end of the day I commend her for remaining a positive image and staying out of the media or out the drama. Gives hope for those big hollywood dreamers that you can be successful in a classy way without the pink hair, cleavage, and sex/drug scandals. BRAVO SYMONE

Gobble Gobble Bitches

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:

On a more semi-serious note, it is  Thanksgiving now (only because it is 1AM) and I feel the need to acknowledge things that I am thankful for.

1. Family & Friends/ Diamond
2. Breathing
3. House to sleep in
4. Amazing Support System
5. Life Lessons Learned (although some may have been hard)
6. Opportunities Available/Seized
7. Toothpaste & Soap (Keeps me fresh & keeps some of the people during my rush hour commute fresh)
8. Jokes & Laughs (Helps Pass Time)
9. My Morals (Keeps me from doing dumb ass shit)
10. Good Food to Eat. . . Fuck it I'm thankful for all my senses!!!!
11. Honesty (Honesty can hurt but you heal over time. Lies just continue to hurt the longer they last

Thankful & Happy,
(OOOO Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

Photos That Tickle Me!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
My sister and I stumbled on this find. I'm more intrigued by the quote "Be comfortable in your own skin, and let animals keep theirs!"

 I just think it's funny that the football that some still believe are made from pig skin was the chosen prop. We get he is a football player. Cuz his cocky name change didn't already confirm such  (no pun intended lol).

Covering My Eyes,
(OOOO Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert



Feel Me Up ButterCup!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
As I perused the internet for Black Friday Specials, Yahoo.com greeted me with a link to an article entitled “More TSA horror stories have emerge while agency ponders what to do.” If you have been living under a rock or have been paying attention to the media from a far like myself you might have heard of the new peek-a-boo machines installed in various airport throughout the country. These machines give TSA agents a scan of your body to verify no weapons are concealed. Because of various complaints of the invasive machines that can make the guy with a small pecker or a girl with breast cutlets in her bra blush a thousand times over, the TSA has decided on a pat down as a opt-out to the “I See You” machines.







 As it is in the nature of Americans/humans to always find something to complain about, many people also seem to find a problem with the opt-out because they are being felt up by random strangers (maybe the TSA should introduce their name and hometown to break the ice -sorry bad sense of humor). It’s these very same cry babies that make me wonder what they had to say about the various terrorists that have attempted and failed miserably. What exactly do they want the Gov to do?!?!?!?! Some of my favorite quotes from this article were:

• "They don't understand the importance of the electronic scans. They're wrong about the scanners' safety. And from the standpoint of dignity, their advice is insane. If you opt out of the scan, you'll get a pat-down instead. You'll trade a fast, invisible, intangible, privacy-protected machine inspection for an unpleasant, extended grope. In effect, you'll be telling TSA to touch your junk." – a quote from State’s Williams Saletan. (LMFAO can you imagine an ad by the machine that says “Let us touch the junk in your trunk” while “Baby got back” is playing in the lobby?!?!? – Sorry I digressed again serious face mode -_- )

• "It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man's private parts, their butt, their inner thigh," wrote one male agent. "Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers, and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!" Another added that most of the travelers the agency deals with "have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is." – random TSA Agents commenting on the “beauty” of their job



• “In short: Thanks a lot, bin Laden!” – A basic sum up from the writer of the article and most valid point yet!.

I choose to laugh because more or less this is what we have come to. There are millions of things people can find wrong with the measures the gov has taken already, but it’s when they don’t do anything at all that we feel the most violated. Suck it up and just realize that we are living in different times, my safety and the safety of everyone else is more important than that quick 5 second flash that the pervert by default will get while just doing his/her job. I hate being touched by anyone including people I know, so I sympathize with those who feel violated by the “opt-out”.

Link to article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20101122/ts_yblog_thelookout/more-tsa-horror-stories-emerge-while-agency-ponders-what-to-do

Sheilding my body,
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

Eat My Diapers!!!!!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
Lmfao completely disregard the pic, but I couldn't resist a Good Bush pic.

As I get older, I see myself being invited to more and more baby showers and with every invite I decide to create a diaper cake.

For those of you who are cut off from the World of Baby a diaper cake, is a tiered cake made completely out of diapers. Exciting right!?!?!? I KNOW!!!

Anyway to know me is to know all of me, so welcome to the creative side of MOI!

In this post, you'll see a variety of my diaper cake collection. EAT MY DIAPER CAKE BITCHES!!!! (Lol I couldn't resist!)











 
Repeating I'm allergic to babies, so I could believe it for the nite (smdh),
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

Pet Peeves! You have 2 Be Kidding!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
This will be constantly updated seeing that a lot of stuck strike a nerve!!!!!

11/3/10 - Pet Peeves: Sidewalk Hoggers (Move the F*** over), People who see double seating as an opportunity to put a cheek in each one, Compulsive Liars (Your story is decorated to the point u breath out skittles), Loud Mouths (Shut Uppppppppp!!), Belt Forgetters (Your crack is cold & unattractive!). . . S/b: Forgot my Lunch Reason #467,778 why this day will be long as hell