Purposeful Serendipities

Recommitment ceremony and the bride wanted a full-size cake of the bride and groom, but only the bride made it to the big day. LMFAO! First off this seems so . . . what’s that word again . . . hmm. . . tacky?!?! I don’t like to judge, but really you want to get married and eat a big cake of you?!?!? What happen to there is no “I” in Team or how about the word “LOVE”. Would it have been too simple to just get an edible photo cake of the couples most romantic moment and put it on a cake or individual cupcakes?!?!? If the cake was at all symbolic of their marriage what the hell is the message? “Guess Who Runs Shit?!?!” I wonder what was the cost of the Bridezilla cake?!?!? And who the hell is eating all that damn cake?!?!? Oh yeah I forgot we are all obese Americans! Double SMH & a Sham-MutherLovin-Wow!!!!




This world is full of nuts, but they keep me entertained & intrigued. Click on the link Wedding of the Year for more info.
Keep it coming Crazies!
OOOO (Hugs Only - I don't kiss crazies!)
The InExperienced Expert

I love shoes like the next girl, but I hate when people waste time, money, and materials on stupid products. Here are some 2011 trends that needed to die when they started in the "genius" mind.

1. Flipper Shoes (Jessica Simpson Endorsed!)

2. Stoolettos

5. Tabi Boots (Similar styles seen on Sarah Jessica Parker & Vanessa Hudgens)

Today on the news I had the pleasure of hearing of the story, involving the follow-up precautions the NY Taxi Federation sought after a shooting/robbery of a cab driver. The president of the NY State Federation of Taxi Drivers, Fernando Mateo, felt the need to say, "You know, sometimes it is good we are racially profiled, because the God's honest truth is that 99 percent of the people that are robbing, stealing, killing these drivers are blacks and Hispanics,"

If he is a president of a federation making that type of statement at heavily new covered press conferences, our society as a whole can only be making steps backwards in regards to future dreams of unity, diversity, and acceptance towards cultural differences. #HeavyEyeRoll to the President of the Idiot Club!

NY POST: NY Taxi Fed President on Racial Profiling

Heavily Annoyed and Offended!
OOOO(Hugs NO Kisses),
The InExperienced Expert

P.S. Being Black or Hispanic or any race doesn't afford you the opportunity to make racist comments towards your own race and it be acceptable.

As I perused the internet for Black Friday Specials, Yahoo.com greeted me with a link to an article entitled “More TSA horror stories have emerge while agency ponders what to do.” If you have been living under a rock or have been paying attention to the media from a far like myself you might have heard of the new peek-a-boo machines installed in various airport throughout the country. These machines give TSA agents a scan of your body to verify no weapons are concealed. Because of various complaints of the invasive machines that can make the guy with a small pecker or a girl with breast cutlets in her bra blush a thousand times over, the TSA has decided on a pat down as a opt-out to the “I See You” machines.





 As it is in the nature of Americans/humans to always find something to complain about, many people also seem to find a problem with the opt-out because they are being felt up by random strangers (maybe the TSA should introduce their name and hometown to break the ice -sorry bad sense of humor). It’s these very same cry babies that make me wonder what they had to say about the various terrorists that have attempted and failed miserably. What exactly do they want the Gov to do?!?!?!?! Some of my favorite quotes from this article were:

• "They don't understand the importance of the electronic scans. They're wrong about the scanners' safety. And from the standpoint of dignity, their advice is insane. If you opt out of the scan, you'll get a pat-down instead. You'll trade a fast, invisible, intangible, privacy-protected machine inspection for an unpleasant, extended grope. In effect, you'll be telling TSA to touch your junk." – a quote from State’s Williams Saletan. (LMFAO can you imagine an ad by the machine that says “Let us touch the junk in your trunk” while “Baby got back” is playing in the lobby?!?!? – Sorry I digressed again serious face mode -_- )

• "It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man's private parts, their butt, their inner thigh," wrote one male agent. "Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers, and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!" Another added that most of the travelers the agency deals with "have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is." – random TSA Agents commenting on the “beauty” of their job



• “In short: Thanks a lot, bin Laden!” – A basic sum up from the writer of the article and most valid point yet!.

I choose to laugh because more or less this is what we have come to. There are millions of things people can find wrong with the measures the gov has taken already, but it’s when they don’t do anything at all that we feel the most violated. Suck it up and just realize that we are living in different times, my safety and the safety of everyone else is more important than that quick 5 second flash that the pervert by default will get while just doing his/her job. I hate being touched by anyone including people I know, so I sympathize with those who feel violated by the “opt-out”.

Link to article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20101122/ts_yblog_thelookout/more-tsa-horror-stories-emerge-while-agency-ponders-what-to-do

Sheilding my body,
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

I love a good headline. Today I came across one which read, “Sully who? JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater becomes hero to wage earners everywhere” on the Ny Daily News Website. The article is about a fed-up flight attendant who cursed out a plane full of people after being disrespected and slid down the emergency slide of the plane with a beer in his hands, as he stood up for himself in maybe the most controversial way possible. It’s something that people often wish they could, even almost visualizing the scene, and practicing the speech they would say if they had that opportunity.

Myself included I used to have a manager who would get mad and throw things around rather than ask employees to fix shelves to a specific standard. Often I wanted to play dodgeball with her, catch some of the items and them peg her with them as I screamed “How do you like them apples?!?!”

Not a fan of violence, but sound off on some of your Hero Work Stories, where you stood up for someone in the office or stood up for yourself or your beliefs in some way.

It’s clear that Wyclef cares about Haiti, and will rally, support, and love his country in all their endeavors, but why now does he want to run for President. Haiti has been struggling for many years in the hands of poor and in adequate leaders even before the Earthquake, so where was Wyclef then? Where was his interest to run for President? In the eyes of a PR person, this is the best time to make such an announcement for the press and love of the fans on a more global aspect. Another question of mine is will he win because he’s Wyclef or will he win because he will get the job done? And I’m not talking about getting the job done through an A-List Rolodex contact base, but I’m talking about that Wyclef who will drop everything to go drag that body out from rubble. The Wyclef who will recognize the difference between the things that are possible and the things he will have to attempt to make possible. The Wyclef who will recognize the inexistent budget or a financial hole Haiti is in, and realize his resources are limited but the possibilities never endless.

My whole point, I think Wyclef running for President is crazy, but crazy is never bad if you can prove that you can get the job done, and know you’re doing it for the right reason. Haiti needs a real hero, not a celebrity politician who wants to win a title so they can go on various talk shows, post tweet messages every 5 seconds or have tweet contests with other celebrities, or who’s sitting in a completely different country watching their newly owned country fail miserably.

Idk what’s to come or what the other potential candidates may offer, but I hope they offer Haiti realities, hope, restore their faith, and preserve the history of Haiti. I hope when I’m watching TV to see the Paradise travel agent commercials with Haiti as the focal point. I want to be able to see and recognize My Haiti for it's hidden jewels, and I want to see a government focus on the growth of the country as a whole and not just a growth in position. I believe we're not too far from my dream.


Praying and Missing Haiti,

OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

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