Pass the popcorn, kick your feet up, pop the bubbly!


Have you ever had a crappy day, and then by the grace of the Bad Luck Gods your luck changed by the receipt of some amazing and unexpected fortune?!?!?Your either shaking yes, or looking at the screen like yeah right LoL



Purposeful Serendipities is a place to let it all go and analyze the random occurences throughout the day whether it be completely sane and logical or insane and almost WTF?!?!?. . . I completely believe things happen for a reason so good or bad there's something to it.



This blog is for pure pent up fustration release{mental, emotional, sexual (MEOW)}. . . I'm not responsible for any hurt feelings, broken bones, or uncontrollable laughs or smile. If it really moves you click the comment or contact button to flip the script and release your randomocities onto me.







Pet Peeves! You have 2 Be Kidding!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
This will be constantly updated seeing that a lot of stuck strike a nerve!!!!!

11/3/10 - Pet Peeves: Sidewalk Hoggers (Move the F*** over), People who see double seating as an opportunity to put a cheek in each one, Compulsive Liars (Your story is decorated to the point u breath out skittles), Loud Mouths (Shut Uppppppppp!!), Belt Forgetters (Your crack is cold & unattractive!). . . S/b: Forgot my Lunch Reason #467,778 why this day will be long as hell

Photos That Tickle My Heart

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
I truly believe that a photo says 1,000 words. I love photos especially when they convey emotions and perserve memories, and serve as a time travel hole for many. Here's the photo of the day.


Obama and Michelle's hands on the railing on the boat as they are on a tour!

I hate PDA (Public Display of Affection), so I can so dig the subtle signs of affections.

Cheezing with my Iphone camera out,

OOOO (Hugs NO Kisses)

The InExperienced Expert

Never UnderMINE Love

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
I have been watching the Chile Mine Mission, since yesterday with the rescue of Miner #1, and as his child and wife waited desperately for their loved one I too feel like I felt almost all the emotions they experienced as well. Even as the child burst in tear viewers felt the intensity and the emotions of the situations, the realness of the moment. Often overlooked simplicities, mining . . .miners . . .people. .. children . . .animals. . .  everything. How often do we overlook simple things, and don't realize the impact it could possibly have if it was no longer around. Now I'm still glued to CNN watching the rescue of Miner #28, watching another younger child almost breaking down as she waits to wrap her arm around the person that people probably told her she would never see again. Shivers, chills, tears, .. . . it's so real and I feel them all.



Watching this and seeing the collaboration of so many countries, people, and media channels as they work together to report and to get these miraculous survivors out makes me feel so United. For once I feel like "United Nations" actually represents the word and the world. . .our world. A world of compassion, hope, and collaboration in all adversities.


Internationally Patriotic,
(OOOO Hugs NO Kisses)

The InExperienced Expert

Monkey See, Monkey Do!!!!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
Woke up this morning, doped up on Ny-quil and orange juice but still with enough energy to keep up with the Facebook world. I noticed my Fbook friend "Dzel" had a status that required some words. His status read, "women are like monkeys..they wont let go of one branch until theyve found another branch...". I immediately thought what the fuck I know I'm not a monkey and I know just women aren't comfortable to be alone! So I had to hit him up with my creative genius lol.

So my response was: "Men are like roaches! They can't get enough of those sweet goodies, and will go after it at any cost. They love creeping at night, and every time they get caught they run like a little bitch!" lol

I also thought of Men are like leeches. They will suck the life and the emotions out of you and move on to the next victim.

Do you have any?


Laughing Uncontrollably,
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert!

Pledge Alliegiance for Work

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
I miss reciting the pledge allegiance in elementary school. We need one for work:


"I pledge allegiance to kick your ass,
 if u annoy me while at my desk.
And on my life i won't think twice.
For which you will fall.
One Ass Whooping. Under my fist. Indivisible!
 With my own liberty and justice for myself!"

Waving my patriotic ass-whooping flag,
OOOO (Hugs no Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

My Favorite Thing About You is You Listen When I TALK!!!!!!

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category:
Hi Again! Blog World, or more less my world! (The 0 comments notification has clearly point out to me that I'm #1 - #10 on the Top 10 visitor list).

How did I get sucked into another rambling section on a Saturday night you ask?!?!?

Well 1) Surprisingly I'm sick of the clubbin' scene especially when it involves the NJ---> NY commute just travel through the filth and the harassment of the PATH Train at 4AM. I chose to stay in the comfort on my own bed with my "silly" dog for $100.

2) I was watching "Julie/Julia" a bloggers dream movie filled with an active audience and blogger success, and I was inspired to dust off my own blog and show a little LOVE to the WORLD WIDE PSYCHOWEB!

3) I'm procrastinating on working on my only obstacle to my Masters Degree. Procastination is so bad, but is such a place of warmth, comfort, and easy. It is so easy for me to curl on my bed and go to sleep, than to leaf through amples of articles and books looking for backup to research that seems to makes sense in my chaotic mind.

World of Choas/Rambles/Confusion . . . That's my world! I could lie and say I want it any other way, but then what's a white blank wall without a little dirt, grime, marker, paint, finger prints, etc. . . . boring and without a story and personality.

Thanks for being the shelter for my words, rambles, vents, and pure craziness. Thank you for listening when i WRALK (WRITE/TALK)

Rambling On
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses),

The InExperienced Expert

P.S. New coined phrase: "Misery loves company, so don't get tripped!!!!!" Makes perfect sense to me, don't become a victim

P.P.S. New way of saying "FUCK OFF" . . . "DEEP-THROAT MY STILETTOS" that has been my personal favorite due to the looks of shames and unlike from my Facebook Friends!!!!! (Bye For Real, back to PROCRASTINATION!)

If I told you I loved you, would you believe me?

Author: The InExperienced Expert // Category: ,
QUESTION OF THE DAY: If I told you I loved you, would you believe me? Lol

I'm a sucker for romance, like probably all the other women on the face of the earth. Funny as I watch Cheaters on G4, I'm thinking these cheater are probably thinking the same thing. Is love a quick fix to an ugly situation or is it that warm, embracing, genuine, support system that is that through good, bad, ugly, rich, poor etc . . .

Idk.

And blog. . . I may have semi-forgot about you, but if you asked me if I love you, you could believe I would say yes and it would be true.

I watch the chick flick "Easy A" today, and fell completely in love with it of course. Like the movie said although chivalry may appear to be dead, there is someone at there for everyone and love comes in different forms shapes and sizes. . .. just be prepared to embrace and accept it when it comes knocking!!!!!


Hopeless Romantic Signing Out,
OOOO(Hugs no Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert