Purposeful Serendipities

I recently purchased my beloved iPad 2. My iPad 2 was pretty serendipitous in itself because it was by luck that my sister’s co-worker happened to have an extra one. Of course being the tech junkie/closet apple product lover that I am, I couldn’t let this luck of fortune past me by. It took a little money scraping and favor-asking, but I got my iPad2 the next day, and it was love at first click/swipe. Now I have suffered the consequences of budget lunches/dinners and now a temp turned off cell phone, just because I chose my iPad 2.



The people in my life keep waving that red flag in my face saying, “Oh that is because you brought that stupid iPad”, ensuring that I don’t forget I brought myself an elaborate present. However they are completely forgetting the fact that getting the iPad 2 right now is either a lucky walk-in at a store or a 3 week waiting period game. I GOT LUCKY!!!! So what my phone is not working for approximately 8 hours, phone conversations are overrated! So what I have been eating Ramen more than once or sharing food with my 2 year old nieces!!!! It’s better than nothing. I work hard to splurge on myself every once in awhile, even if it is a little outrageous.

If it weren’t for my chance of luck, I would have stuck to my budget methods and got my iPad 2 or e –book reader device when the time was right. Seriously though how many times have you guys saw a shorter cashier line and opted to continue waiting in the long line with the extremely slow and careless cashier, or how many time have you gone to the amusement park and paid the $15 VIP pass so you can ride the faster without the lines.

While you are shaking your head at me with your judgmental eyes! I’ll be an app ahead of you HATER!
(OOOO Hugs Only Can't afford Kisses)
The InExperienced Temporarily Broke Expert!

As I begin this post by typing it on my new iPad, I shake my head in amazement at how our world has changed. I just got off Yahoo.com and came across an article talking about equipping Girl Scouts with credit card swiping smartphone machine to help increase the facility of cookie sales. It made me laugh a little bit I didn't know if I should compare the cute little girl scout to a bible waving Jehovah witness dedicated to weekly harassment sermons or to the pesky telemarketer ready to supply u with the new coolest gadget and only needs ya card to send u a trial.


Lol regardless I guess good job for the Girl Scouts of America, and for the little girl that will use is cool device or manage their mini cookie empire it will be great job/business experience. For all you no money having people that deny the girl scouts standing in front of your local supermarket, you will need to come up with new excuses. Click the link to the article on the --->Cookie Monster Millionaires



Where's My Cookies?!?!
OOOO (Hugs no kisses!)

The InExperienced Expert

Recommitment ceremony and the bride wanted a full-size cake of the bride and groom, but only the bride made it to the big day. LMFAO! First off this seems so . . . what’s that word again . . . hmm. . . tacky?!?! I don’t like to judge, but really you want to get married and eat a big cake of you?!?!? What happen to there is no “I” in Team or how about the word “LOVE”. Would it have been too simple to just get an edible photo cake of the couples most romantic moment and put it on a cake or individual cupcakes?!?!? If the cake was at all symbolic of their marriage what the hell is the message? “Guess Who Runs Shit?!?!” I wonder what was the cost of the Bridezilla cake?!?!? And who the hell is eating all that damn cake?!?!? Oh yeah I forgot we are all obese Americans! Double SMH & a Sham-MutherLovin-Wow!!!!




This world is full of nuts, but they keep me entertained & intrigued. Click on the link Wedding of the Year for more info.
Keep it coming Crazies!
OOOO (Hugs Only - I don't kiss crazies!)
The InExperienced Expert

I love shoes like the next girl, but I hate when people waste time, money, and materials on stupid products. Here are some 2011 trends that needed to die when they started in the "genius" mind.

1. Flipper Shoes (Jessica Simpson Endorsed!)

2. Stoolettos

5. Tabi Boots (Similar styles seen on Sarah Jessica Parker & Vanessa Hudgens)

The world is full of many wonderful cultures and ethnicities. While browsing one of my favorite sites, I came across a picture highlight, showing girls celebrating the Hindu Holiday Holi. The picture alone made the event look like a lot of fun, filled with tradition and togetherness. The purpose of the holiday is to usher and welcome colorful spring at the end of winter season. I would love the opportunity to participate in one of these colorful explosions, but I can only imagine how much of a pain it must be to get all that powder dust/dyes/paints out of all your clothes, furniture, body parts.

 
 
 
 
Click this link for more beautiful pictures: Holi: Festival of Colors
 
Colorfully Motivated,
OOOO (Hugs & Kisses Only for Spring)
The InExperience Expert

Lol! It's another edition of Sleepy Saturday and I am bonding with the silly pup. I have been watching movies after movies starting with a couple of Harry Potter movies and now watching "What's Love Got To Do With It". Kudos to Angela Bassett, but an even bigger kudos to Tina Turner! To have to endure all that crap that has absolutely nothing to do with love while pursuing a passion it ridiculous. Anyway my favorite part of the movie by far is this clip (Courtesy of some Youtuber):


Shine Bright! Even if it seems like too much!
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

It is 3:41 AM and I am chocolate wasteD finally touching back down in Jersey Town. Whoever invented fishbowl drinks, must not have known that I am an OG!!! Kisha & Jenny Benny took me to Nemoville!Lets not even mention the fact that all the fishbowl drinks varied in sizes, and it was just based on what vase was available during your order. None of the less I had fun with my Spring Valley Bitches!!!!!! I'm beyond drunk yet still alert to curse someone out and to unlock my door. Mission Accomplished! I love when fun is effortless and it happens naturally!
The InExperienced Expert



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‘Top o the morning to you' all my Green Goblins! It’s St. Patty Day, and although I’m not Irish I threw on a little green to stay in spirit. Although how come on Haitian Flag Day people aren’t walking around in red & blue and making banan peze & griot everywhere, or letting some Haitian kids dress up in our cultural wear (you know the light blue fabric with the colored stitching) to teach the moun blan how to do some kompa?!?!? Shoot some American Melting Pot of Diversity and Ethnic Tolerance this is?!?! Anyhow I digress!


I meant to blog yesterday about this obnoxious loud mouth on the bus I took home after work yesterday. She was OD on the loudness, the extraness, and even put her friend on speaker phone because she was convinced the whole bus wanted to hear her conversation. She also then preceded to pretend like she didn’t have her friends 2 kids (who were on the bus watching the foolishness, poor kids) as her friend freaked out on the other line for about 5 mins just to calm down to ask if Head of Loud Mouthville had a blunt already. SMDH, Snap, A whirl, & a stomp of the feet with that one. Needless to say the dumb@$$ inspired me to poem it out.

Loud Ass
By: The InExperienced Expert (Snap Snap)   2:55PM

Loud Ass!!!
We not only hear you
But we can see you too!
All the lip smackin’,
the head rockin’ its nonsense, Boo!
Loud Ass!!!
You are in clear violation!!!
If I was the bus inspector
You would be my pollution
Hey Loud Ass!!!
Even Rosa Parks said, "Shut The Hell Up!!!
Your conversation is insignificant
to our After Work Thoughts!"
Loud Ass!!!
Cursing??? Really?!?
Amongst the mind of our youth?!?
Oh why?!?! Oh Why?!?!?
Subject them to all this verbal abuse.
Loud Ass!!!
We get it!!!! You think you’re important!
Your dramatic performance!
Here’s the Loud Ass Oscar
You Go Girl! You Earned It!
Loud Ass!!!
Even my iPod can’t tune your loud ass out!
OVERBEARING!!!
OBNOXIOUS!!!
DEAFENING!!!
ASININE!!!
DISCOURTEOUS!!!. . .
Huh?!?! Who Me?!?!? Excuse Me?!?!
Oh I’MMMMM LOUD?!?!?!?
Opps! I’m sorry Ma’am I’ll keep it down.

Lol!!!! I’m no Shakespere or Maya Angelou. My poems go by the beat of my own drum! You get the point though. Let’s hope the commute today is less loud.

Poetic Bops & Finger Snaps
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

As I come to the close of my Master’s education and I begin to heavily porous my field of choice thorough e-mailing HR Directors at various companies and occasionally attending informational interviews. I have begun to see a common theme amongst them all, where the board members, senior directors and management team lack color and rarely ever look like me.

I’m so curious as to why that maybe. Are they not applying? Are they “too” comfortable in their current position? Are they afraid or intimidated to apply or go out for higher positions or promotions? Is it the corporate environment? The people? Lack of Credentials? Who knows?!!?

Not losing site of what I want to be and do for the community as I achieve my dream, I continue clicking the “Apply” button that is connected straight to “Next-to-Neverville” praying and hoping for my lottery numbers to be called. I have been very fortunate to obtain many internship and volunteer opportunities directly related to the industry I hope to have an effect on, showing me that it is possible with persistence and perseverance.

When I do make it to that coveted spot, I hope that that I will either be the first colored crayon to make it to Crayon Box, or to at least be a part of the few and the start or more to come. At the end of the day, the world isn’t just black and white; it is a spectrum of many beautiful colors.

Persistently holding on to My Dreams!
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses)
The InExperienced Expert

Lmfao so I'm chilling at home with my kiddies and my mom just chillaxin' (chilling and relaxing), and I handed my niece a pair of pants my friend and I decorated for our high school homecoming. She proceeded to put on the grey stretch pants with green yellow and white decorations and RC LIONS and the year '05 on the butt. The silly girl pulls the pants up and goes "Woahhhhhh! These are magic booty pants!!! Look it says CO (mirror effect of a blocked 05) which mean Come Look at My Booty!!!!" I have been cracking the hell up since then, and let's not forget the booty poppin' lesson she tried to give myself and my mother.

Seriously, it's funny how girls have perfect jeans or jeans that show off their ASSets the best. I wonder if guys do the mirror stare with a pair of coveted pants that gives the illusion of a large package or a solid build. Lmfao I'm done with the randoms!

Missing Facebook
OOOO (Hugs only for my Facebook)
The InExperienced Expert

P.S. One last Ha Ha Ha for the day: I told my 5 year old nephew that he can't peek out of our front window or door until he learns how to spell the words: window or door. I then heightened my "rules" by saying in fact u can't touch anything in the house that u can't spell first. With his belly poking out, he goes, "Well, I could spell FOOD! F-O-O-D!!!" LMfao I love my kids they keep me young, laughing, and crazy.

Sorry BlogWorld! I completely skipped out on February the month of "love" or fake affection for temporary thrills. I still love you just the same tho, and I am back for the month of March.

So as a semi-good Catholic, I decided to give up my Facebook & Twitter for Lent (March 9th - April 23rd). It's been incredibly hard the first couple of days, but as I have come across my fifth day (I can't believe its been that short/"long"!!!!). I first thought who the hell will I share my random tidbits that often come up in my uncensored mind and out of my mouth. Or how would I keep up/facestalk my friends and family for daily updates as to whats going on with their life?!?!?! So hard, but if Jesus could give up his life for myself and fellow catholics I could remain digitally dead for 46 days.

I am using blogging as my outlet (since i normally ask andanswer my own questions on here), be prepared for any extreme rants or vulgarity. It could get ugly ;op.

Over & Out!

OOOO (Hugs no Kiss)
The InExperienced Expert