The art of balancing being hungry and civil at the same time. Out shopping and I'm ready to strangle the next rude cashier that crosses my path. Why is it so easy to switch from "Hi, how doing" to "Bitch, hurry the fuck up!"?!?!?! Here's another oxymoron that comes to mind: Civil UpRoars!!!!!!
Anyone who knows me knows that when I don’t eat, they might as well move out my way before I push them out of my way literally. PSA: Don’t mess with a girl who shopping on an empty stomach!!!!! COMPLY! COMPLY! COMPLY! j/kConsidering my many encounters with being Hangry, I decided to come up with Tips on dealing with Hangry People!
1. Don’t continue annoying them! If you know the thing that annoys them most, now would not be the time to test out how to piss them off the fastest.
2. If they ask you a question or for an opinion. Shit, you better provide some kind of valid feedback, better than “Whatever you think”.
3. Snacks and any other food you can swing their way to hold them over will win you major “Brownie Points”!
4. If you know they are a picky eater and don’t eat items (A-Z) try to remember their dislikes, rather than bringing up spots that you know is going to make them want to smack you.
5. If you know someone who is hangry, don’t continue to deprive them of food it will only get worse! (I’m speaking from experience, I am a frequent victim of food deprivation)
6. Don’t bring them around food you have no attention or buying or know that they cannot afford!
7. Make attempts to feed them to show you care or understand the situation at hand
8. Realize that their moods will fluctuate from happy, sad, to I want to kick your ass, They are not bi-polar just a little moody.
9. Refrain from making fun of how quick they devoured the food. They will be in a better mood, but don’t think that now that their stomach is full they won’t kick you ass!
10. Guys if you dealing with a woman, be understanding. Guys if you dealing with a man, pass him a stick of gum or whatever is in your pocket stale or not. (Guys typically eat anything!) Ladies if you are dealing with a woman (try to put down your bitch smacking hand and understand the hunger pains). Ladies if you are dealing with a guy who is hangry (remind him not to get out of line and that your trying to think of the quickest way to feed their belly)!
Lol, don’t take my tips to heart when your working with your Hangry Cry Baby, but just keep in mind how you would feel if you were super hungry with stomach pains, sitting in a traffic jam where you could see the restaurant you want to go eat at, but the congestion of traffic is preventing you from pulling in to that parking lot! Damn, just typing that I could feel the pain of that individual!
Until next time
OOOO (Hugs No Kisses),
The InExperienced Expert
What about bring them fries that are so crispy that when you bite into them you here the crunch especially when you know they wanted fries..would that piss them off..
Lmfao so true!!!!! That's #11. I should have thrown a plate at his head.
i like crunchy fries!!!! then again, i like my food like i like my men: the browner, the better ;)